That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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