I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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