love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She said her name was "party"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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