ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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