i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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