You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
