Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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