I must be too annoying 4 u.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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