yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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