"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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