I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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