So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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