dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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