Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
