I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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