woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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