How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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