Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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