So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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