We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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