so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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