"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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