If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just found a bag of teeth...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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