I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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