he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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