How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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