Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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