So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Never joke about your clitoris.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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