Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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