Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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