He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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