do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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