If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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