everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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