remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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