I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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