I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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