just come out here and I will go home with you...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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