i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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