So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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