This is not my ceiling
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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