By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Shame - the story of my life.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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