I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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