But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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