Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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