If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
