But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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