the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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