Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Dignity is for republicans.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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