It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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