Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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