My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Randomize
