i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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