Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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